PMS, Strep and a Speech Contest

I really think the universe deserves a good solid bitch slapping. Today, I have the speech contest that I have been thinking about since the beginning of the semester. I planned to spend the day practicing. However, I discovered yesterday I probably have strep. It's not all that bad yet but I do have a sore throat, a bitch of a headache, and a fever. And you know what makes today even more fun!! According to where I am in my pill pack I will probably get my period today. You know some days I really think the universe is working against me.